No matter where you are in the world of weed or what you’re doing for your 4/20, you can always count on Twitter to provide timely, insightful, and just plain funny commentary on what 4/20 is all about. From festive 420 memes to hilarious stoner stories, the ins and outs of 4/20 in the modern age of weed are on full display on Twitter.
Here are 14 must-see weed tweets that will tell you everything you need to know about 4/20.
It’s 420 Eve … Don’t Forget the Milk and Cookies
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out 4 me tonite! #420eve
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) April 20, 2018
“It’s 420 Eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg.” It’s a meme that’s become so popular that Snoop himself has weighed in. Hope he likes milk and cookies.
‘Can You Spot Me Again?’
“I’m out of weed, can you spot me again?”#Happy420 pic.twitter.com/zsZWqaHRw2
— Herb (@Herbworthy) April 11, 2019
Show this one to your friend who always manages to be light on weed when 4:20 p.m. rolls around.
Me, an Intellectual
yall: 4/20
me, an intellectual: 1/5
— 👁️ (@aiigod) April 20, 2018
Only a true intellectual will know how to streamline 4/20 with the help of fractions.
Edibles Low Key Scary Bruh
edibles low key scary bruh .. one time i sneezed bout high as fuck n i hear my dog say “bless u” from the other room n i ain’t even question it .. i was like “thank u bud” n a few hours later i’m thinkin bout it n straight up i don’t even own a dog so hol up ..
— duunk (@duunk) July 20, 2018
Consider this one a stoner’s public service announcement: watch it with those edibles on 4/20, folks. And make sure there aren’t any stray dogs in your apartment, real or imaginary, before you start celebrating.
4/20 at Petco
at petco .. bout high as fuck .. petting the Fish .. i be like “sit .. stay ..” n the mf jus float there like “ 🐠 “ n i’m like .. “Good boy”
— duunk (@duunk) November 8, 2018
Find yourself at a pet store on 4/20 and you may discover goldfish-training abilities you never knew you had.
Being High in Public
What it feels like to be high in public.. pic.twitter.com/P1x4N5Ylkq
— 420 Humor (@The420Humor) August 12, 2014
If you find yourself in transit on 4/20 and high AF, just look around for the other people in outer space.
Stoners Got Mad Skills
getting ready high as fuck should be an olympic sport
— Tana Mongeau (@tanamongeau) December 1, 2018
Getting ready to hit the town on 4/20 may require some Olympian mind-over-matter skills, depending on how much pre-celebratory celebrating you’ve been up to.
People with Allergies, Beware
It’s really hard to explain that your eyes are really red from allergies and not weed when you’re buying cupcakes and a pound of Doritos.
— Mary, Queen of Thots 🌹 (@SwearySpice) March 19, 2013
It’s allergy season, so be careful about what types of purchases you make if you stop at the grocery store on 4/20 (unless, of course, your eyes are actually red from being high. Then whatever.)
When I Smell Weed in Public
When I smell weed in public pic.twitter.com/iuFM8v4GJ9
— Salladhor Saan (@MrLawson) April 13, 2019
TFW you’re alone on 4/20 and the smell of weed is literally in the air. Sure to turn any happy-go-lucky stoner into a regular brooding-ass Jon Snow.
Venmo: Fact or Fiction?
Venmo is by far my favorite social media. Did Greg give Kevin money for helping him rake leaves or did they get high as fuck?? You decide!
— Jesse Dalton (@JesseDolphin) October 12, 2018
Do yourself a favor and check Venmo on 4/20 to see just how creative your friends get with their fake news what’s-it-fors (hopefully they can do better than “raking leaves.”)
“Hello … Mom?”
mom can you pick me up? no one here is smoking weed
— 🐍 (@Medusaaa_____) November 23, 2018
When the party isn’t 420-friendly enough and you know your mom is at least packing some CBD.
God On 4/20
[God making coconuts]
ANGEL: Hair on the outside?
GOD: Yes
ANGEL: Milk on the inside?
GOD: Yes
ANGEL: So, this is another mammal?
GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, no
— Roxi Horror 💀🌸 (@roxiqt) February 3, 2019
And on the 20th day of the fourth month, God made a coconut and said, “Behold, my greatest goof since the time I did a fat ole dab and gave Adam the ability to make fart noises with his armpit.”
Never Smoking Weed Again
Never smoking weed again pic.twitter.com/IrSWFqO1Ds
— Andrew – Oza🐟🌮 (@Oza813) March 29, 2019
It’s comforting to know that if you overdo it on 4/20, this is about the worst possible decision you can make.
First Love
My first bong rip was better than my first kiss.
— #WEED (@HashtagWEED) January 24, 2019
Bruh … same.
