No matter where you are in the world of weed, you can always count on Twitter to provide timely, insightful, and just plain funny commentary that is joyously, and painfully, relatable. Whether they’re savage CBD oil memes or more people continuously dunking on Elon Musk (Yep, he made the cut), the modern cannabis sphere is on full display on Twitter.

Here are 15 must-see weed tweets that will speak to every stoner in the sesh.

Girl Scouts are the FEDS

Is it possible that the feds have infiltrated the Girl Scouts in an elaborate nationwide sting operation? Probably not, but we’ve all experienced the paranoid panic of getting a loud knock on the door when the weed is out and thinking the feds are about to bust in.

First Time?

The time-honored new stoner’s tradition of digging into that giant, seemingly endless bag of chips … with an adorable, hilarious twist.

Find the Weed Smoker

Listen, we tokers all know we’re going to Hell (and with all of us there it’s gonna be LIT). It’s just nice to know that the rest of the world is starting to see us as rational, functioning human beings.  

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Elon Musk

It was the blunt hit heard ’round the world. When Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk took a shockingly awkward hit from a blunt on Joe Rogan’s podcast, he ignited a firestorm of memes — pointing out everything from the fact that Musk didn’t inhale to questions about the hypocrisy of Musk enjoying a blunt hit.  

Weed: Your Friend to the Bitter End

When you’re down … and troubled … and you need some love and care … close your eyes and think of … weed.

Dog Thinks Weed is a Toy

This dog (fittingly named Diablo) is taking the oh-shit-my-pet-got-into-the-weed situation to a whole new, highly stressful level.

Canada is Winning

Canada‘s national legalization rollout has been something of an uphill climb with procedural hiccups along the way, but the overall success of legal weed in Canada is making those of us in the U.S. mad jealous.

Me on Ellen

Most variations on the viral “Me on Ellen” meme have been decidedly dark, albeit hilarious. But what could be more wholesome for a stoner than a surprise blunt from Snoop?  

Colorado Has Legal Weed and Less School

To be clear: Legal weed is cool, but less education for young people is not. But damn if Colorado, one of America’s pioneer states for legal weed, doesn’t seem chill AF right now.

Smoking Top-Shelf with Alex Jones and Joe Rogan

Alex Jones and Joe Rogan recently ended their weird feud with an even weirder episode of Rogan’s podcast, where the two made public amends and Jones did a massively entertaining deep dive into conspiracy theories. Thankfully, somebody had the foresight to turn the bizarre interview into a hilarious portrait of just how far out things can get when we toke on the really good stuff.  

These Edibles Ain’t Shit

One of “The Daily Show” ’s simpler, yet finer moments on social media — a portrait of the vice president as an utterly faded man.

Whoever Smelt It Dealt It

A genius bit of stoner logic. That police dog didn’t stand a chance.  

Blunt Summoning Circle

My mom always used to say, “Many hands make light work.” I don’t think summoning a blunt was what she had in mind, but a guy can dream.  

Your Dead Grandpa Should Try CBD Oil

Cannabidiol (CBD) oil is so big it became a meme. Like many others to come out of the CBD oil craze, this tweet offers up a simple (albeit satirical) message that people think CBD will fix everything.

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