No matter where you are in the world of weed or what you’re doing for your 4/20, you can always count on Twitter to provide timely, insightful, and just plain funny commentary on what 4/20 is all about. From festive 420 memes to hilarious stoner stories, the ins and outs of 4/20 in the modern age of weed are on full display on Twitter.

Here are 14 must-see weed tweets that will tell you everything you need to know about 4/20.

It’s 420 Eve … Don’t Forget the Milk and Cookies

“It’s 420 Eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg.” It’s a meme that’s become so popular that Snoop himself has weighed in. Hope he likes milk and cookies.

‘Can You Spot Me Again?’

Show this one to your friend who always manages to be light on weed when 4:20 p.m. rolls around.

Me, an Intellectual

Only a true intellectual will know how to streamline 4/20 with the help of fractions.

Edibles Low Key Scary Bruh

Consider this one a stoner’s public service announcement: watch it with those edibles on 4/20, folks. And make sure there aren’t any stray dogs in your apartment, real or imaginary, before you start celebrating.

4/20 at Petco

Find yourself at a pet store on 4/20 and you may discover goldfish-training abilities you never knew you had.

Being High in Public

If you find yourself in transit on 4/20 and high AF, just look around for the other people in outer space.

Stoners Got Mad Skills

Getting ready to hit the town on 4/20 may require some Olympian mind-over-matter skills, depending on how much pre-celebratory celebrating you’ve been up to.  

People with Allergies, Beware

It’s allergy season, so be careful about what types of purchases you make if you stop at the grocery store on 4/20 (unless, of course, your eyes are actually red from being high. Then whatever.)

When I Smell Weed in Public

TFW you’re alone on 4/20 and the smell of weed is literally in the air. Sure to turn any happy-go-lucky stoner into a regular brooding-ass Jon Snow.

Venmo: Fact or Fiction?

Do yourself a favor and check Venmo on 4/20 to see just how creative your friends get with their fake news what’s-it-fors (hopefully they can do better than “raking leaves.”)

“Hello … Mom?”

When the party isn’t 420-friendly enough and you know your mom is at least packing some CBD.

God On 4/20

And on the 20th day of the fourth month, God made a coconut and said, “Behold, my greatest goof since the time I did a fat ole dab and gave Adam the ability to make fart noises with his armpit.”

Never Smoking Weed Again

It’s comforting to know that if you overdo it on 4/20, this is about the worst possible decision you can make.

First Love

Bruh … same.

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